Upstairs at Helium: Patrick Murray Album Recording
Patrick Murray is an Indianapolis based stand up comedian.
Here are some things people on Facebook have to say about Patrick Murray:
"For sure a real person"
"For Pat Murray, gout isn't a disease. It's a lifestyle."
"As seen in my kitchen at 4 a.m."
"As Seen On Bob And Tom"
"Elected Village Idiot of Story, Indiana"
"With the heart of a 70 year old, but also the gut biome of a 12 year old"
"Patrick Murray is great at two things: Comedy and doing drugs, in that order, which says a lot about his comedy considering his aptitude for drugs."
PLEASE NOTE: our Upstairs showroom is 21+ and is NOT wheelchair accessible.
Management reserves the right to prevent customers from entering the facility who they deem disruptive or dangerous to other patrons.
This is everything you need to know about Patrick Murray according to people on Facebook:
"Patrick is the offspring of Cheech Marin and Gandalf the Grey, who are coincidentally the only people who can also out-smoke him."
"Patrick is known for being more anti-climactic than a handjob"
"GREAT HUGS"
"His comedy is the result of the fumes inhaled when he smoked brick weed out of a coke can in 2008"
"I (patrick) work too much and get paid to little, so my jokes will be relatable."
"Offstage, Patrick is most well-known for killing Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman and framing Nicole’s ex-husband OJ."
"Patrick loves Eric Clapton so much and thinks he's the greatest musician of all time."
"Looks like Great Value Hagrid from Harry Potter."
"If a nitrous tank was a person"
"Breathes louder when moving more than a glass of wine "
"Once I gave Patrick a Beef Wellington. He hogged it down, without chewing. Choked on a piece of steak. Threw it up in my kitchen sink. I made him eat it again. He did."
A full breakout of your ticket will be shown during checkout. The service fees help cover the costs of putting on the show. They are shared between the various organizing parties, and may include a profit to them.
Our Main Showroom is 18+ unless otherwise noted. Shows taking place in our Upstairs showroom are 21+.
Instead of a drink minimum, we have a two-item per person minimum in the Showroom, which can be fulfilled with any food or drink items from the menu.
Please Note: Food and drinks purchased in the bar and lounge do not count towards the two-item minimum.
- General Admission seating is assigned on a first-come, first-sat basis as you enter the showroom. The earlier you arrive, the better your seats will be.
- Reserved seats are assigned for you by management on the night of the show. They are the best seats available for your party size at the time they are assigned.
Please Note: We do not take seating requests and cannot guarantee seats in a specific location or that your party will have a table to themselves.
- While we cannot guarantee seats together, General admission groups should arrive at least 45 minutes before showtime and enter the showroom as a group for the best chance of being seated together.
- Reserved groups who purchase tickets in a single order will automatically be assigned seating together. Reserved ticket holders who purchase separately are not guaranteed seating together. Please see your email confirmation for details if your group purchased separately.
Please Note: Your group must enter the showroom together to be seated together. In addition, we do not take seating requests and cannot guarantee you seats in a specific location.
All sales are final. We do not offer refunds or exchanges.
Our Main showroom is fully accessible. Call our box office for more information. We encourage all patrons who have a disability to reach out to us to make accommodations.
Please Note: Our Upstairs showroom does not have an accessible entrance.
Ticket protection is insurance that allows you to cancel your order to receive a venue credit toward a future event. It can be added to most orders at the time of purchase but cannot be added after the order has been placed.
To redeem your Ticket Protection and receive a venue credit toward a future event, please send an email to protection@heliumcomedy.com with your order number no less than 24 hours before showtime.
Please Note: Cancelation requests received via phone, chat, or less than 24 hours before showtime will not be accepted.
Patrick Murray is an Indianapolis based stand up comedian.
Here are some things people on Facebook have to say about Patrick Murray:
"For sure a real person"
"For Pat Murray, gout isn't a disease. It's a lifestyle."
"As seen in my kitchen at 4 a.m."
"As Seen On Bob And Tom"
"Elected Village Idiot of Story, Indiana"
"With the heart of a 70 year old, but also the gut biome of a 12 year old"
"Patrick Murray is great at two things: Comedy and doing drugs, in that order, which says a lot about his comedy considering his aptitude for drugs."
PLEASE NOTE: our Upstairs showroom is 21+ and is NOT wheelchair accessible.
Management reserves the right to prevent customers from entering the facility who they deem disruptive or dangerous to other patrons.
This is everything you need to know about Patrick Murray according to people on Facebook:
"Patrick is the offspring of Cheech Marin and Gandalf the Grey, who are coincidentally the only people who can also out-smoke him."
"Patrick is known for being more anti-climactic than a handjob"
"GREAT HUGS"
"His comedy is the result of the fumes inhaled when he smoked brick weed out of a coke can in 2008"
"I (patrick) work too much and get paid to little, so my jokes will be relatable."
"Offstage, Patrick is most well-known for killing Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman and framing Nicole’s ex-husband OJ."
"Patrick loves Eric Clapton so much and thinks he's the greatest musician of all time."
"Looks like Great Value Hagrid from Harry Potter."
"If a nitrous tank was a person"
"Breathes louder when moving more than a glass of wine "
"Once I gave Patrick a Beef Wellington. He hogged it down, without chewing. Choked on a piece of steak. Threw it up in my kitchen sink. I made him eat it again. He did."
Our Main Showroom is 18+ unless otherwise noted. Shows taking place in our Upstairs showroom are 21+.
Instead of a drink minimum, we have a two-item per person minimum in the Showroom, which can be fulfilled with any food or drink items from the menu.
Please Note: Food and drinks purchased in the bar and lounge do not count towards the two-item minimum.
- General Admission seating is assigned on a first-come, first-sat basis as you enter the showroom. The earlier you arrive, the better your seats will be.
- Reserved seats are assigned for you by management on the night of the show. They are the best seats available for your party size at the time they are assigned.
Please Note: We do not take seating requests and cannot guarantee seats in a specific location.
- While we cannot guarantee seats together, General admission groups should arrive at least 45 minutes before showtime and enter the showroom as a group for the best chance of being seated together.
- Reserved groups who purchase tickets in a single order will automatically be assigned seating together. Reserved ticket holders who purchase separately are not guaranteed seating together. Please see your email confirmation for details if your group purchased separately.
Please Note: Your group must enter the showroom together to be seated together. In addition, we do not take seating requests and cannot guarantee you seats in a specific location.
All sales are final. We do not offer refunds or exchanges.
Our Main showroom is fully accessible. Call our box office for more information. We encourage all patrons who have a disability to reach out to us to make accommodations.
Please Note: Our Upstairs showroom does not have an accessible entrance.
Ticket protection is insurance that allows you to cancel your order to receive a venue credit toward a future event. It can be added to most orders at the time of purchase but cannot be added after the order has been placed.
To redeem your Ticket Protection and receive a venue credit toward a future event, please fill out the FORM HERE
OR
send an email to protection@heliumcomedy.com with your order number no less than 24 hours before showtime.
Please Note: Cancelation requests received via phone, chat, or less than 24 hours before showtime will not be accepted.